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I just landed a huge deal for you.
And then you tell me I'm gonna take 5% less this year?
- You are replaceable. - You say that a lot.
That's why Brian and Peters wrote you're an asshole on your parking curb.
What the fuck, Dan?
That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company.
I only have two employees, one's too old and one's too young.
I have never been on a business trip before, I'm pretty jacked!
Can you not say your whole name today because the client can loose focus.
- Hello, I'm Mike Pancake. - What was your last name?
- Pancake. - Like breakfast?
- It's Greek. - It's delicious!
The good news is that we nailed a big deal
and we are traveling to Germany to shake on it.
Hey, Dan.
Fuck me!
The deal may not be done. You guys came together today?
Well, I came, then Jim came on my face. But thanks for asking, Dan.
You guys coming inside?
I already came inside of Jim, but thank you for asking.
Jeez, guy...
- You're telling me we're bankrupt? - If we don't close this deal.
We're the little guy taking on the big guy.
You're gonna go up against me and Dynamics System?
We'll be hard to beat.
The first rule is: show the client a good time.
Let's get fucked up!
Snoop lion, probably time to pass that.
Throw it, you pussy!
What happened?
The 2sd rule...
How are you doing? I'm here for a meeting.
Forget all the other rules.
You okay, Dan?
I'm not crying, it's just poison in my eye.
If we close this deal,
I want to make love to a woman wheelbarrow position.
- How is it a wheelbarrow? - One person's legs is being held up.
- Does that feel good? - No.
We should just try to do it normal. My balls kind of hurt a little.
I'm loosing confidence in the team.
Holy shit! I'm next on the upgrade list.
Sorry, I'd have given you my seat but I've never been upgraded.
- That's all right. - But I appreciate you.
It is an honor to sit in front of you.
Okay, please. I'd like you to have this seat.